Questions People Never Ask

When's the last time you ran?
Yesterday

What are you dreading right now?
Parent Night tonight at kid's school, have to put make-up on and pants that button.

Who last grabbed your ass?
Billy, he's always groping me.

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
No, never. Too sweet!

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
NO, I don't really have anger issues like that.

How do you eat oreos?
I don't really like them too much. I would remove the cream filling. I only like the cookie part.

Are you cocky?
No, too neurotic to be cocky.

Could you live without a computer?
NO

Do you wear your shoes in the house?
Yes, always something on my feet. If not shoes definilty old lady slippers.Even in the summer.

Who or what sleeps with you?
Billy, a kid or two.

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
I don't remember???

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
5 phones, 4 cellphones

What do you do when you're sad?
cry alone, a good quick cry can do wonders for stress.

Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
my boss to quit!haha!

What jewelry are you wearing?
Wedding ring, mother's ring and earrings that I never take out.

What's the first thing you do when you get online?
check my email

How do most people spell your name?
Mary easy... Shaughnessy 9 million ways. You should hear people try to say it.

Where do you work?
Salon 72

What are you doing tomorrow?
Andrew's wedding! I am really looking forward to it. A few drinks and a good meal.I haven't been to a wedding in so long.

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
I hope not the diddler part. He is gorgeous and so talented in every way though!

Favorite name for a girl?
Brooke

Favorite name for a boy?
Colin

When was the last time you left your house?
Just got home from a bunch of errands.

Do you return your cart?
Sometimes, it's a hard thing do you leave the kids in the car??? If I'm close I will.

Would you survive in prison?
No, I would cry every day!Maybe I would lose weight though.

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack?
I actually think it would be Erin. She would pack food and cooking supplies for an army.

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
No. I never really meet any Mary's as common as it is. Maybe if I hung at nursing homes I would.

What's the last thing you purchased?
groceries

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
YES! We get each other.

What brand are your pants right now?
Old Navy Jeans.

What irritates you most on the internet?
Viruses. What's wrong with people that they would spend their time doing that to other people!

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
Yes, I wear it once a year though.

Do you get your hair cut every month?
Sometimes. I guess every 6 weeks.

Do you go online everyday?
YES!!!

Come on, you know the drill...have some Fall Fun! xoxo