happy birthday brooke i got you a dried raccoon's paw for good luck and then there bessie went and ate the damn thing
it reminded me of a time when i used my right hand to take a scaldin pot out of the oven. my hand looked all crispy and brown, so dark that i couldn't even tell when there was shit on my hands after wipin. and you know how hard it is for me to get a clean swipe with me bein close to 4 whoppas. anyhow, the raccoon paw was cut by me. my old coon dog blackie bit it clean off its gumption and then momma slapped his hide raw. she then slapped the shit outta me for lettin big blackie damn near ruin brooke's present. my moose knuckle bled for days after that lashin!
anyhoo, i luv u brooke and i hope the good lord gives u not what you think you want, but what he thinks you want and what you think you need.
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Thank You!
Happy Birthday Brookie!
♥ you!
Kappy Birthday Girls!!!
Happy Birthday!!
happy birthday brookie
Happy Birthday Brooke!
~Jackie
happy birthday brooke
i got you a dried raccoon's paw for good luck and then there bessie went and ate the damn thing
it reminded me of a time when i used my right hand to take a scaldin pot out of the oven. my hand looked all crispy and brown, so dark that i couldn't even tell when there was shit on my hands after wipin. and you know how hard it is for me to get a clean swipe with me bein close to 4 whoppas. anyhow, the raccoon paw was cut by me. my old coon dog blackie bit it clean off its gumption and then momma slapped his hide raw. she then slapped the shit outta me for lettin big blackie damn near ruin brooke's present. my moose knuckle bled for days after that lashin!
anyhoo, i luv u brooke and i hope the good lord gives u not what you think you want, but what he thinks you want and what you think you need.
earl
happy birfday brooke
theo
get off the terlet and blog!
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